Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in VTSFFC


become indispensible, and then let them know how unstable you are

it's not a real relationship unless it generates angst

college is a slow learning experience (minimum five years)

remember to utterly alienate your friends at least once every three months

be paranoid, you're probably safer that way

everything is finger food if you've had enough to drink

you're invulnerable when you wear spandex

staying up for 72 hours can be fun

people are at their most dangerous when they don't know what in the hell they want

everything is in walking distance when you don't own a car

fashions come and fashions go but a wardrobe full of black is redundant

you should eat three ballanced meals a week

don't suggest a project you aren't volunteering for

vtsffc women are better dancers than vtsffc men

poverty is the great equalizer

it's not the fine print that will get you, it's appendix a

diamonds are a girl's best friend; computers a guy's sole companion

bitterness and acidity can be confused for good natured ribbing

Tsuki-Yami-no-Kami is amused to no end by me

you're either part of the herd or part of the pack

if enough of us stay on tech staff we can destroy it from within

when it rains we go to apt. 1, when we're bored we go to apt. 1, when...

it's hard to be psychotic or quirky in a totally individual manner

disgruntled postal employees are pretty neat people -

and despite all this, I'm still in VTSFFC!


Chris Fischer's Saga