become indispensible, and then let them know how unstable you are
it's not a real relationship unless it generates angst
college is a slow learning experience (minimum five years)
remember to utterly alienate your friends at least once every three months
be paranoid, you're probably safer that way
everything is finger food if you've had enough to drink
you're invulnerable when you wear spandex
staying up for 72 hours can be fun
people are at their most dangerous when they don't know what in the hell they want
everything is in walking distance when you don't own a car
fashions come and fashions go but a wardrobe full of black is redundant
you should eat three ballanced meals a week
don't suggest a project you aren't volunteering for
vtsffc women are better dancers than vtsffc men
poverty is the great equalizer
it's not the fine print that will get you, it's appendix a
diamonds are a girl's best friend; computers a guy's sole companion
bitterness and acidity can be confused for good natured ribbing
Tsuki-Yami-no-Kami is amused to no end by me
you're either part of the herd or part of the pack
if enough of us stay on tech staff we can destroy it from within
when it rains we go to apt. 1, when we're bored we go to apt. 1, when...
it's hard to be psychotic or quirky in a totally individual manner
disgruntled postal employees are pretty neat people -